Pick a topic, fill in the blanks, and email to your “friend.”
I Heart Virtual
My name is , AKA
Lil' from around the way...
And I got a bone to pick with today.
I need more than boxes, more than speeds, and feeds,
I want to build more apps and up the proceeds
You can call me , you can call me a dissenter
But we need to get virtual in the data center.
Are you with me? Or are we gonna fight?
If so, come back at me and let's take a page from
And do the thing right.
Let's Get Physical
My name is , AKA
The coming at you today
I've got beef with you, , and I'm not lying,
Sweeter than , but today I'm terrifying
Our physical network keeps us safe and ensures security
Want to be a , a steady cash cow? Want to know how?
Stay physical in the data center for the here and the now.
Are you on my side or are you against?
If that's the case, I'm throwing down, brother
Show me your angst.
General Beef With Anyone
They call me , the butcher of beef
Gonna break down this gripe, gonna give a debrief:
When you talk about it makes my skin crawl,
If you again, you're gonna start a brawl.
This issue goes deep,
I can't or sleep,
Can't sip a — I'm not drinking it,
Can't log on — I'm not hyperlinking it,
No — I ain't watching on the telly,
No — Not getting it from the deli.
I wish you would just agree that I'm right about this,
Until that day comes? Please accept my Diss.
